“12. This is how many club championships #Trump said he had back in 2000.
“He & I were playing at Trump National outside NYC. Somewhere between his 6th & 7th mulligan, he declared, ‘You know I’ve won 12 club championships, right?’
“I blinked at him. I was looking at a guy who couldn’t get out of a bunker if he had a ladder. I figured him for a 7 handicap, which was pretty good for a 56-year-old, but wins you a fistful of nothing in club championships.