OLLIE NORTH

Great idea for a new song by Weird Al Yankovic (to the tune of “I Shot the Sheriff”):

I sent an OllieGram--

(But I did not shoot Gene Hasenfus down)

I armed the contras--

(We pretended it was self-defense)

I dealt with Iran--

(Now they claim it was a Capitol offense)

I sent an OllieGram--

(But I would not shoot the President down)

And so on.

Give ‘em hell, Ollie! You’re the best thing going since Crystal beat up Alexis on “Dynasty” (at least, the first time).

CRAIG WOLFE

Hollywood