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Politicians

I believe I’ve got it figured out. Criminals use guns; ban guns. Graffiti artists use spray paint; ban spray paint. Drug peddlers use pay phones; ban pay phones. Crooks manipulate politicians; ban politicians. Hmmm! Might work!

WILLIAM O. FELSMAN

Woodland Hills

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