One Bad Game Makes Him a Bad Quarterback

Position wanted as pro quarterback:

Robot-like passing accuracy, self-rated nation’s best high school quarterback in 1987, appeared on cover of Sports Illustrated, comes with options, but requires minimum of five-six seconds pass protection for best results. Game film references available--with exception of Illinois, Notre Dame, UCLA and 1990 Washington games. Teams with noisy stadiums and/or new footballs need not respond. Original asking price for three-year contract reduced for quick sale. For biological profile and genetic diagrams contact Marv Marinovich. Willing to forgo Heisman Trophy for right offer.

Replies to Todd Marinovich, c/o USC athletic program.

RICHARD MEASE, Carpinteria