If Jack Clark Returns, at Least One Fan Won’t

I would have been better off reading the front page headlines first instead of sports Saturday morning--depressing as they are. What a way to start the day. “Clark Blames Gwynn for Everything,” “Me and him don’t get along anyway. We never have.” Me and him . . . me and him. What revealing syntax!

This 36-year-old, semi-literate bigmouth criticizes Gwynn for being a selfish player only weeks after publicly castigating his employer for offering him an “insulting” $2.5 million in 1991!

Well, I’ve had it. If crude, cantankerous Clark is still on the roster next spring, there’ll be no San Diego baseball for me.

DONALD S. MUSICKANT, San Diego