Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

Would someone please hand a dictionary to Stuart Davis and his attorney? (“Universal Wok Sues Universal Walk,” Times Valley Edition, March 9.)

A person would have to be afflicted with a speech impediment to pronounce both names the same, since according to Webster’s a walk (wok) is definitely not a wok (wak).

A wok is the cooking pan I use for stir-fry; a walk is what I take to reduce stress when I read about the courts wasting time on frivolous lawsuits instead of taking care of the real crimes that go on in this city.

DOLORES LONG

Van Nuys