Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* Who’s a cow’s favorite composer? Mooooozart. (Charlie Sharzer, 7, Los Alamitos, Hopkinson School)

* Why did the lady put lipstick in her hair? She wanted to make up her mind. (Anastajia K. Redshaw, 9, Moreno Valley, Clare Cherry School)

* Why did the pig stand in the hot sun wearing sunglasses? Because he was bacon. (Jordan Mitchell, 5, Hawthorne, Coast Christian School)

* What’s the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling. (Tala Johartchi, 14, Los Angeles, St. Monica’s School)

* What happened to the frog who broke his leg? Doctors performed a hoperation. (Taylor Margaret Hotvet, 5, Pasadena, Clairbourn School)

* Why did the cow cross the street? To go to the moooovies. (Haley Dix, 5, Los Angeles, Santa Monica Montessori)

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