Installation for Sale

In regard to the article “No Canvas Required” (Feb. 1):

I would like to announce to art lovers everywhere that, in a spare room in my house, I have re-created my acclaimed 1965 installation, “Bedroom of a Typical American Teenager.” The installation includes moldy pizza fragments, half-finished homework assignments and unwashed clothes on the floor and Beatles posters on the wall.

And, for a mere $100,000, I will not only re-create the installation in your very own home but will also perform in it nude! (For $150,000, I will wear clothes.)

RICHARD SHOWSTACK

Newport Beach