LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
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* What is a shark’s favorite candy? A jaws-breaker. (Erick Judge, 7, Cypress, Los Coyotes Elementary)
* What kind of frog has horns? A bullfrog. (James Howe, 6, Palos Verdes, Rancho Vista Elementary)
* What does a karate teacher take with him to the market? A chopping list. (Adam Greenberg, 8, San Diego, New Bridge School)
* Insult: “You’re so stupid, you talk back to Rice Krispies!” (Renee Hanke II, 11, Burbank, Providencia School)
* What does a tree do when it runs away? “It leaves.” (Galen Herbst de Cortina, 9, Westlake Village, White Oak Elementary)
* What month do army ants like best? March. (Jordan Katz, 9, Los Angeles, Westwood Charter School)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include (print please) your name, age, hometown and school.
