Pint-Sized Punch Lines

How do camels disguise themselves? They use camelflage. (Benjamin Silva, 6, Manhattan Beach, Robinson Elementary)

* What never asks questions but always has to be answered? The telephone. (Joseph Mathieu, 11, Rancho Palos Verdes, Vista Grande Elementary)

* What did the hair say to the comb? “If you pull me, I’ll break your teeth.” (Stephanie Mijangos, 9, Los Angeles, Alexandria Avenue Elementary)

* What did the evil parrot owner say to his parrot? “Polly want a smacker?” (Latif Bouzoubaa, 8, San Diego, Mission Bay Montessori Academy)

* Which schoolkids grow the sweetest food? Candy-gardeners. (Isabel Carey, 6, Los Angeles, Overland Avenue Elementary)

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