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* Where do bees go on their day off? The wax museum. (Diane Silvestre, 9, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett School)
* What kind of guitars do whales play? Eel-ectric guitars. (Ally Maize, 5, Beverly Hills, Hawthorne School)
* What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis. (Robert Tobolowsky, 8, Studio City, Mirman School)
* When is a theater clumsy? When the curtain falls. (Amanda Maize, 8, Beverly Hills, Hawthorne School)
* What did the mother skunk say to the baby skunks when she took them to church? “Let us spray!” (Alliree Glaser, 8, Hawthorne, Juan Cabrillo Elementary)
* Which color can yell the loudest? Yell-ow. (Holly Ratkovic, 7, Canyon Lake, Railroad Canyon Elementary)
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