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The Odd Ball: “Caroline Kennedy will address the Democratic convention in Los Angeles. She’s never had a sex scandal, an alcohol problem or roughed up an airport worker. Everyone considers her the black sheep of the family.” (Argus Hamilton)
Name of the Game: “NBC has come up with what it says is the ultimate game show. On this one, contestants on a deserted island try to answer Regis’ questions and then the survivor has to marry Rick Rockwell.” (Jay Leno)
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Top Signs You’re Having
a Bad Summer Vacation
* Dad sets up pup tent, roasts marshmallows and tells scary stories on apartment’s balcony.
* Timeshare cabin’s in the Los Alamos National Forest.
* Dad suggests playing his favorite on-road license plate game: “States That Dad’s Wanted in.”
* Family package at Clippers’ basketball camp.
* Private tour guide points out all the tourists he plans to rob.
* After losing your way in rainstorm . . . the Bates Motel seems inviting.
* Granny’s hair is on fire--again.
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