CHRIS DUFRESNE’S TOP 25

1. Oklahoma (10-0) People say it’s lonely at the top, but the view sure is great.

2. Miami (9-1) Rankman calculates that a 180-0 win over Boston College should do the BCS trick.

3. Florida State (11-1) Bowden thinks computers are a fine way to determine races.

4. Washington (10-1) Colorado fans who voted Neuheisel out of town asking for a manual recount.

5. Oregon State (10-1) Beavers celebrate win by seeing new Corvallis musical, “Dam Yankees.” 6. Virginia Tech (9-1) Hokies think a return trip to the Sugar Bowl would be sweet.

7. Oregon (9-2) Package trips to Rose Bowl being sold this week for $4.50.

8. Nebraska (8-2) New congressman from state introduces bill to get football team back in the BCS race.

9. Notre Dame (8-2) Irish vow to a complete first-half pass at Coliseum this year.

10. Texas (8-2) George W. Bush nearly poked by longhorn while working out in the school’s weight room.

11. Kansas State (10-2) Team proves how good it is with four-point win over Missouri.

12. Purdue (8-3) Bob Griese hired to lead fans on tour of Old Town Pasadena.

13. Texas Christian (9-1) Tomlinson’s 305 yards last week better than some of Tiger’s best drives.

14. Clemson (9-2) Hey, what do you know? Bowden’s new contract stipulated one miracle win vs. South Carolina.

15. Michigan (8-3) Carr contemplates running for mayor . . . of Columbus.

16. Auburn (9-2) It took iron will to sit through that 9-0 Iron Bowl win over Alabama.

17. Northwestern (8-3) St. Louis Rams send Georgia to Evanston to pick up some offensive insight.

18. Georgia Tech (8-2) Peach cobbler served this week to celebrate bowl invitation.

19. Ohio State (8-3) Cooper intrigued by North Carolina opening after learning school doesn’t play Michigan.

20. Texas A&M; (7-3) Win over Texas could land Coach R.C. Slocum a new cola endorsement.

21. South Carolina (7-4) Heartbreaking loss to Clemson proves the Chicken Curse is alive and clucking.

22. Tennessee (7-3) Back in poll this week after taking some community college football refresher courses.

23. Louisiana State (7-3) For the record, Saban’s old team (Michigan State) finished 5-6.

24. Georgia (7-3) Strike up the band, Georgia is headed for the Music City Bowl.

25. Wisconsin (7-4) At Hawaii this week; no truth Alvarez and Garrett will secretly meet in Bikini Islands.