TWO JOKES
I’ll tell you something; this “teachers having sex with their students” thing has become a real epidemic. In fact, a lot of kids who had really bad sex with their teachers were forced to go to summer school and have makeup sex.
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According to a new report ... the typical high school science lab does not prepare kids to work safely and properly with chemicals. See, this is why so many meth labs explode. We are not teaching the kids.
-- JAY LENO
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