Sex Theme Park With Vibrating Cinema Set to Open in Brazil

SCREAM if you want to go faster takes on a whole new meaning at Erotikaland.

ErotikaLand, an adults-only park, will include a "7D" cinema with vibrating seats, a nudist pool and a "train of pleasure" staffed by gogo girls and boys.

But Matheus Erler, a Christian Socialist Party member and leader of the Piracicaba City Council told reporters: "We cannot be known as the capital of sex."

The park will cost £70 to enter when it opens in 2018 and will also feature a "sex playground" with a Ferris wheel, water slide and labyrinth.

Although sex is not allowed in the park, guests are invited to book into nearby park-run motels where they can become more intimate.

Fighting in the Streets of Brazil after 7-1 Humiliation at the Hands of the Germans

Brazil is braced for trouble after the dreams of millions of football fans were left in tatters last night.

Spectators inside The Mineirao Stadium in Belo Horizonte were in tears as their side succumbed to a humiliating 7-1 defeat to Germany in the World Cup semi-final, ending dreams of a title on home soil.

In response, riot police were out in force in several Brazilian cities in case trouble kicked off. In Rio de Janeiro officers descended on Copacabana beach amid reports of gunfire. 

Authorities were called to a densely-populated area of Sao Paulo after football supporters reportedly set a bus alight, leaving it as little more than a burnt-out shell.

But so far the widespread reaction has been of sadness, not anger. The team, led by stand-in captain David Luiz, were booed off following the disappointing performance, the biggest defeat in a World Cup semi-final and Brazil's worst loss in their history.

Brazilian Man Who Sexually Abused And Killed 1-Year-Old Son Gets Raped By 20 Thugs In Prison

A Brazilian jiu jitsu teacher turned himself into authorities after admitting to beating, raping, and killing his baby stepson, and once he entered jail, he himself was brutally raped by a mob of angry prisoners.
Via Opposing Views reports: According to reports, Daryell Dickson Meneses Xavier admitted to raping and murdering his stepson, who was one-year, eight-months old. When he arrived in prison, the other inmates decided to do to him what he did to the innocent boy.

“Daryell was raped by about 20 prisoners,” said a report from O Presente, translated by The Inquisitr. “He had injuries all over the body, the most serious ones in the anal region. Dissatisfied, and still furious about the crime committed by the teacher, the prisoners tore apart the stitches that he received and raped him again. The blood stains on the rear of the short of the young man are proof of how much he suffered.”

Photos: Brazil Stars Make Child Pitch Invader's Day

A South African boy had the night of his life after running onto the pitch at the end of a friendly match against Brazil in Soweto.  After the final whistle had blown in Brazil's 5-0 victory over South Africa at Soccer City the boy ran towards superstar forward Neymar. 

Security staff at first attempted to usher the boy, dressed in a Springboks rugby union shirt, away . But when he was spotted by the 22-year-old Barcelona player - who had just scored a hat-trick to send South African fans home disappointed - ran over and scooped up the boy in his arms. Fellow teammates followed, all smiling broadly at the young boy's delight. More pictures after the cut:

Rihanna Wears Revealing G-String As She Bathes In A Tropical Pond In Brazil

She recently posed topless for a Vogue photo shoot in Brazil.

And Rihanna continued her racy streak on Thursday with a titillating bath in a tropical pond. The 25-year-old left little to the imagination in a low-cut thong monokini as she took a dip in the water in a botanical garden in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

The singer showed off her toned figure in the revealing one-piece, which featured a plunging front and G-string bottom. The swimsuit was high-cut in a Nineties fashion, showcasing Rihanna's shapely hips. She wore her dark hair in cascading curls over her shoulders and added a pop of colour with fuchsia lips. More pics after cut:

Super Eagles Coach Stephen Keshi Says Nigeria can win The World Cup In 2014! Do You Agree?

Super Eagles Coach, Stephen Keshi, is optimistic that apart from beating Ethiopia in Saturday’s World Cup qualifier in Calabar, his team can also win the Brazil 2014 World Cup.

He said, “Nothing is impossible in football; we can win the trophy in Brazil but the immediate task at hand is to qualify first for the World Cup.“We have not qualified but on the verge of doing so and we must not let down our guards at this crucial moment.”

Do you agree with the coach that the present crop of players can win the world cup in Brazil? Drop your comment and Follow Me On Twitter: @effiongeton 

Snake Hides in Toilet, Bites Man's Penis

Animals are running amok these days. First, a cow killed a man in Brazil after falling through his bedroom roof. Now, The Times of Israel confirms that a 35-year resident of that country was visiting his parents in the town of Nofit when a snake that had been hiding in the toilet crept up and bit him on the penis.

Fortunately, the animal was not venomous and the man was released after some time under doctor supervision.

"There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question," a representative from Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center said, per Australia's Daily Telegraph, while a paramedic who treated the victim told The Daily Mail:

"This is the first time I've seen a snake bite like this. Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well."

[Photos & Video] Man Escapes After Being Caught Cheating With Another Man's Wife

A man in Sao Paulo Brazil caught his wife cheating on him with another man and while they argued on the balcony to the delight of passers by, the man she was cheating with attempts to escae from the window. More pics and the Hilarious video after the cut

Brazilian Man Shoots Himself In Head With Harpoon Gun

A Brazilian man has somehow avoided any brain damage after shooting himself through the eye with a six-inch harpoon.

Bruno Coutinho was cleaning his harpoon gun at his home in Petropolis when he accidentally triggered the apparatus, sending the harpoon through his left eye and into his cranium.

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PHOTO: Lindsay Lohan: Under Table, Wasted at Nightclub

Lindsay Lohan has gone from being a colossial pain in the ass to sitting on her ass in order to avoid photos that depict her as a drunken mess.

Only she failed in that endeavor.

The actress - who was accused this week of stealing wardrobe items from the Anger Management set - With a court-ordered 90-day rehab stint on the way, Lohan is trying to get in as much partying as possible over the coming weeks.

Can you blame her?

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Smuggled Through Airport Security!

Note to random employee at JFK airport: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may pose like Jesus.

But they aren't actually gods that deserve special treatment, okay?

The couple touched down in New York following their trip to Brazil, only to find themselves at the center of a TSA investigation because an airline greeter rushed them past a checkpoint in order to speed up their boarding process.

Once Kardashian and West took their seats on a flight bound for Los Angeles, they were pulled off and forced to go through security again, delaying the flight about an hour.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Pose Like Jesus at the Iconic Christ the Redeemer Statue Rio de Janeiro!

On vacation in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West strolled past the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue.

Did they snap photos like any regular, respectful tourist? Tweeted their affection for Lord and Saviour? Or actually strike the same pose as Jesus Christ Himself?